Saturday, 22 December 2012

7 Days of Glenorchy Christmas - Captains Log: Day Three.

Quiet morning this morning. And by morning The Captain means 1pm. The normal waking time of the bogans sleep cycle. Maybe a large night on the terps was had by all and sundry last night? Maybe they spent the night trying to escape from Jackson Street, and the glaringly bright Christmas lights they have up? Traffic chaos in Elwick Road today as many citizens tried to flee for the day - avoiding the hung over that were doing their last minute Christmas shopping at Big W. Maxing out their Credit Cards with a 24% interest rate and $190 annual fee. A hot day is due in Glenorchy tomorrow. Hopefully some of those inflatable pools that were purchased last Christmas will be used again - if they can remove the algae that has grown over the water, that has also been in the pools since last Christmas. Three more sleeps. The Captain can see the anticipation in little Jaiyden's eyes now, as he imagines burning down Grove Road on his new Razor Powerwing scooter, giving the finger to lost tourists looking for MONA.
Captain Glenorchy - Over and Out.

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