Tried to fight my way through the masses of bogan shoppers at
Northgate. Seems they can't get enough of the stalls selling cheap
Chinese made jewellery or remote control helicopters. Went to visit
Santa Clause. The bastard was away, busy making toys apparently. Won't
be back until 10am tomorrow. Tried to look in What's New. The Captain
wants a new Beanie Bear. Couldn't even
get through the front entrance. They didn't even have a plastic mug with
The Captain's name on it. Plenty of Brayden's, Taneesha's, Jaxon's and
Mikkaylaah's though. How the hell does that work? Must be one of the
most popular shops in Glenorchy during Christmas. Two bogans were trying
to look civilised... sipping on their 'tall flat whites with three
sugars' from The Coffee Club. They showed their true colours when they
let out a "What the f**k you f**kin' lookin' at c**t?!" in The Captain's
general direction. Lucky for them The Captain was getting into the
Christmas spirit. The Captain has taken note and forwarded on a
recommendation to Mr Kringle that they be removed from the 'Nice List'.
Captain Glenorchy - Over and Out.
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