Thursday, 20 December 2012

7 Days of Glenorchy Christmas - Captains Log: Day One.

Tried to fight my way through the masses of bogan shoppers at Northgate. Seems they can't get enough of the stalls selling cheap Chinese made jewellery or remote control helicopters. Went to visit Santa Clause. The bastard was away, busy making toys apparently. Won't be back until 10am tomorrow. Tried to look in What's New. The Captain wants a new Beanie Bear. Couldn't even get through the front entrance. They didn't even have a plastic mug with The Captain's name on it. Plenty of Brayden's, Taneesha's, Jaxon's and Mikkaylaah's though. How the hell does that work? Must be one of the most popular shops in Glenorchy during Christmas. Two bogans were trying to look civilised... sipping on their 'tall flat whites with three sugars' from The Coffee Club. They showed their true colours when they let out a "What the f**k you f**kin' lookin' at c**t?!" in The Captain's general direction. Lucky for them The Captain was getting into the Christmas spirit. The Captain has taken note and forwarded on a recommendation to Mr Kringle that they be removed from the 'Nice List'.
Captain Glenorchy - Over and Out.

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