Wednesday, 26 December 2012

7 Days of Glenorchy Christmas - Captains Log: Day Seven.

We are nearly at the end of our Glenorchy Christmas celebrations. The final stragglers have almost all been rounded up. Recycling bins are filled to the brim with cardboard boxes. One windy day between now and Sunday, and Glenorchy will look like a city made of paper mache. Could be an improvement. The Captain had to talk a few parents down off the Bowen Bridge. Pushed to the brink by those little twisted cable ties, and clear rubber bands, used to hold toys into their boxes. Northgate and Big W were almost bursting at the seams today. Filled to the brim with Boxing Day bargain hunters. Stocking up on cheap Blu-Rays and discounted UFC gear. That little dude who works at Big W looked flustered as parents took their over-hyped, ginger bread house-fueled kids through his checkout isle. Ripping cheap toys from their boxes before he had barely had a chance to ask if they wanted "a bag for that?". The automatic check-out went ballistic. Constantly repeating the phrase "item removed from the bagging area, please ask staff for assistance". Bogans stocked up on cheap TV's, even though they only just bought one with their baby bonus six months ago. The latest are 'Skype enabled' apparently. That way they can Skype with their mothers, who live next door, with out ever having to leave the couch. The Captain is off to do a few more drive arounds in the Cap-Mobile. No time now to relax. Tomorrow the Hobart to Glenorchy aluminum dinghy race kicks off. The Captain will be firing up the outboards in the Cap-tamaran in no time. Stay safe Glenorchy. The Captain trusts that you had a Merry Christmas?
Captain Glenorchy - Over and Out.

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