Two more sleeps. If your online order from Target doesn't arrive
tomorrow you're stuffed. So far today was the quietest day on the
Glenorchy Christmas calendar. Speaking of calendars, The Captain is
finally down to the last square on his Advent one. The Captain is never
sure.... do you start at 1 and count up to 24, or is it a count down from
24 to 1? The final frantic screams from parents can be heard "Santa
won't bring any f**king presents ya little s**ts if ya keep rockin' next
doors roof!". Of course we all know that Santa will still bring them
their 6v battery operated mini quad-bikes, Razor scooters, Sesame Street
LOL Elmos, and various Angry Bird themed plush toys. Most of which will
be played with for 3 days before being left in the front yard forever
more to suffer weather damage. Dad might get a Blu-ray, some cheap
boxers from Best & Less, and some new Playstation games from
Cashies. Mum gets playboy bunny themed car seats and stickers for the
car, The 50 Shades trilogy, and a coffee mug from What's New. So sleep
tight tonight children of Glenorchy, and be on your best behavior
tomorrow. Santa... and The Captain.... are watching.*
Captain Glenorchy - Over and Out.
*watching only for the purpose of who has been naughty and who has been nice.
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