Sunday, 23 December 2012

7 Days of Glenorchy Christmas - Captains Log: Day Four.

Two more sleeps. If your online order from Target doesn't arrive tomorrow you're stuffed. So far today was the quietest day on the Glenorchy Christmas calendar. Speaking of calendars, The Captain is finally down to the last square on his Advent one. The Captain is never sure.... do you start at 1 and count up to 24, or is it a count down from 24 to 1? The final frantic screams from parents can be heard "Santa won't bring any f**king presents ya little s**ts if ya keep rockin' next doors roof!". Of course we all know that Santa will still bring them their 6v battery operated mini quad-bikes, Razor scooters, Sesame Street LOL Elmos, and various Angry Bird themed plush toys. Most of which will be played with for 3 days before being left in the front yard forever more to suffer weather damage. Dad might get a Blu-ray, some cheap boxers from Best & Less, and some new Playstation games from Cashies. Mum gets playboy bunny themed car seats and stickers for the car, The 50 Shades trilogy, and a coffee mug from What's New. So sleep tight tonight children of Glenorchy, and be on your best behavior tomorrow. Santa... and The Captain.... are watching.*
Captain Glenorchy - Over and Out.

*watching only for the purpose of who has been naughty and who has been nice.

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