One more sleep. All the kiddies should be tucked up asleep in their
poorly constructed beds from Fantastic Furniture by now. Ready to wake
in four or so hours, and launch into the destruction of endless amounts
of trees used to create wrapping paper. Traffic chaos all through the
Municipality of Glenorchy today. Claremont Plaza may have had a
face lift, but no one there knows how to follow a directional arrow in
their car. And pedestrians cross everywhere... except at pedestrian
crossings. A logjam of cars at Northgate as parents race into Target to
collect the last of their black plastic wrapped lay-buys. Hopefully KFC
has stockpiled chicken for tomorrows deluge of drive-through orders for
Christmas lunch. AKA the bogan roast dinner. The Club Hotel bottleshop
sold out of Johnnie Walker Red Label & Cola 10-packs as people
stocked up for the traditional all day Christmas piss-up. Followed by
the family punch up on the front lawns, for all the neighbourhood to
see. Anyway, time for The Captain to go help the Big Guy get through his
night in the Greater Glenorchy area. Not even Rudolph could guide his
way through this cesspit. Elwick Road.... You're on The Captain's
Naughty List. Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night (with no
burn-outs).
Captain Glenorchy - Ho-Ho-Ho-ver and Out.
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