Well, so far it looks as if The Mayans were wrong. Some cult held a
concert in the Glenorchy Bus Mall to ring in the end of the world. The
music made The Captain wish the world was really ending. Then The
Captain thought people were rioting over supplies for their underground
bunkers. Turns out there was only three Cadbury Chocolate Christmas
Tubes left for sale at Shiploads. The battle was on. Even though the
summer solstice had blessed Glenorchy with the longest day of sunlight
on Earth, it is eerily quiet on the streets tonight. The Captain fears
many Glenorchians may be partying like it is 1999 on the lawns of
Salamanca. Godspeed to all taxi drivers who have to travel up the
Brooker tonight. Time for The Captain to dine on Legs and Breasts. A
Legs 'N' Breasts Large Chips that is - extra gravy.
Captain Glenorchy - Over and Out.
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