Show Day Three: Captains Log.

The rain still failed to put a dampener on things. The carnies are getting more adventurous. Wrangled some walking through the drive-thru at McDonald's Moonah. The Captain suggested they try a Praties. Went for a ride on The Power Surge. They said prepare to be electrified. They failed to electrify The Captain. After investigating the Ferris wheel, The Captain had to use several cans of WD40 from the utility belt. That Ferris wheel is older than The Captain's great-grandfather. Ordered several scantily clad teenagers to cover up in this unseasonally cool weather. Failed to determine if teenagers were male or female. Too hard for The Captain to tell these days. Went for a ride on that shark-themed inflatable slide. Fun. Go-Diego-Go inflatable slide? Not fun. Dominoes Pizza by the slice? Think some of those slices had been there since Wednesday. Yum. Bought three lucky prize tickets for $5.00. The Captain did not win a thing. Saw a clown who claimed to be an animal wrangler riding a horse while holding a steering wheel. The Captain will stick to the Cap-Mobile. Still no leads on Bertie Beetle. What has Spider-Man done to deserve a showbag? And since when did he play basketball? Nearly there. Glenorchy almost out of trouble for another year. Tonight could be the toughest night on The Captains calender. Tonight... fireworks will rise. Over and out.