Show Day Two: Captains Log

The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plains. In Glenorchy it falls mainly on the Showgrounds. A few carnies escaped. Found them wandering around Glenorchy Central trying to get the last of the bargains at Chickenfeed. Luckily the rain has helped today. First real shower most of these show-folk have had in weeks. Saw a few heifers about today. Wish they would dress appropriately. Also saw cows, sheep and little baby ducks. Saved a little girl from getting her churros eaten by that evil ostrich. The Captain is keeping an eye on you ostrich. Searched the showbag pavilion thoroughly. Could not find Bertie Beetle anywhere. Spoke to Freddo and Caramello. They're not talking, but The Captain knows they know something. Next up Blinky Bill. $3.00 to get The Captains mugshot on the front page of The Mercury? The Captain doesn't think so. Got through the worst day today. Only two days left. The Captain is feeling confident. But i know people have been saving their discount coupons for Saturday. Over and out.