Glenorchy. The Captain's city. For too long now this city has fallen deeper and deeper into despair. Gun violence is on the rise. Drive by shootings, break and enters, stabbings, bashings, vandalism, shopping trolleys left laying around the streets. You can't even enter McDonald's Northgate from outside with having to fight through a wave of delinquent thugs, bumming smokes and change for the bus. The bus mall is not safe after 13:00 hours. The natural waking time of the resident Glenorchy scumbag. The Centrelink queue grows longer by the day. Single mothers have more and more babies, to more and more different baby daddies. Weeds and grasses grow longer, surging through the cracks in the footpaths, left to decay by a council too busy building rainbow bridges. The elderly are afraid to catch a bus, for fear they may arrive in the bus mall at the same time as the X1 Metro, and cop a barrage of verbal, threatening abuse. Well, The Captain can no longer sit back and watch his city crumble beneath him. The time for action is now. Prepare yourselves good people of Glenorchy (and surrounding suburbs). The Captain is here. The Captain is ready. The Captain is getting RSI from typing. The Captain is here to claim back this once proud metropolis.
Captain, AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!
